Tumblr (3.0; @fuckyeahrahmemanuel)http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/“<b>The five most infamous Rahm Emanuel moments</b><br/><br/><small><b>1. Mailing a Dead Fish</b><br/> Emanuel is known for his panache for treating donors right. He sends them cheesecakes from Eli’s, the famous Chicago bakery. But the one pollster who notoriously ticked off Rahmbo received a 2 1/2 foot decomposing fish in the mail — ripe, stinky, and to the point.<br/><br/><b>2. Fundraising the Bugsy Siegel Way</b><br/> His foray into fundraising started in Chicago while campaigning for Mayor Richard Daley’s reelection, when Emanuel raised a record number of donations. His sales pitch was simple enough: He’d tell contributors he found their offers so low it was embarrassing and then hang up on them. Mortified, the donors were shamed into calling back and giving more.<br/><br/><b>3. Nearly Losing His Finger</b><br/> When he was a senior in high school, he sliced his finger while working at Arby’s. But instead of seeking medical attention, he decided to celebrate prom night by swimming in Lake Michigan. The bone and blood infection that resulted was so severe it practically killed him. Scrappy and determined, even at death’s door with a fever of 106 degrees, he pulled through, only losing part of his finger.<br/><br/><b>4. Threatening Tony Blair</b><br/> Never a mincer of words, Emanuel didn’t couch his meaning when he offered Tony Blair counsel just before the then British prime minister appeared with President Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal: “This is important. Don’t fuck it up.”<br/><br/><b>5. Knifing the Dinner Table</b><br/> The most infamous Rahmbo story of them all is the one that begins with the dinner the night after Bill Clinton was elected in 1992. Among those present at the dinner table was ABC News anchor George Stephanopoulos, who watched while an overwrought and clearly exhausted Emanuel began ranting at a long list of Clinton “enemies.” As he shouted each name, he stabbed the table with his steak knife: “Nat Landow! Dead! Cliff Jackson! Dead!” Apparently, others joined in.</small>”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2008/11/06/the_five_most_infamous_rahm_emanuel_moments" target="_blank">source</a></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll2fgvtNP51qzrr05.gif"/></p> <p>(via <a href="http://leighway.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">leighway</a>)</p></em>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/5424878922http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/5424878922Thu, 12 May 2011 10:42:58 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_limup0b8xI1qa96v3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://viciousbrandobruhl.tumblr.com/post/4091454716" target="_blank">viciousbrandobruhl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rahm Emanuel</p> </blockquote> <p>President of the Silver Fox Club.</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4374554755http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4374554755Tue, 05 Apr 2011 15:00:07 -0700rahm emanuel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixz9pybmf1qa96v3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://viciousbrandobruhl.tumblr.com/post/4241988374" target="_blank">viciousbrandobruhl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rahm Emanuel</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you all. Especially YOU. *applause*</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4353508073http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4353508073Mon, 04 Apr 2011 18:00:06 -0700rahm emanuel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lir3uewkf61qcnyloo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://windandwater.tumblr.com/post/4161172726" target="_blank">windandwater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>because I’ve been on <a href="http://www.quaxelrod.com/" target="_blank">quaxelrod</a> all day and I just need this sexy motherfucker on my blog</p> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4348417101http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4348417101Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:00:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3p7bRvBL1qhjba5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://confessionsofateenagepundit.tumblr.com/post/4325324567" target="_blank">confessionsofateenagepundit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The look on his face says it all.</p> <p>Lucky kids.</p> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4328522579http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4328522579Sun, 03 Apr 2011 18:50:37 -0700my heart is swollen and my eyes are leakingrahm emanuelfor best dad<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7cmk2LNA1qi6doeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://silver-sandalled-feet.tumblr.com/post/3919557744" target="_blank">silver-sandalled-feet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>White House Chief of Staff of Staff Rahm Emanuel talks with White House speechwriter Jon Favreau as President Barack Obama delivers remarks on the economy in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, DC, USA on 07 August 2009</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK YOU RAHM WHY DO YOU WHISPER DIRTY THINGS INTO EVERYONE’S EAR BUT MINE?!</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4117277989http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4117277989Sat, 26 Mar 2011 15:00:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li8k83uWVV1qcz692o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://waitingforandycoop.tumblr.com/post/3934121330" target="_blank">waitingforandycoop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is hot.</p> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4095982707http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4095982707Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:00:07 -0700rahm emanuelbarack obama<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lih55pzghc1qa96v3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://viciousbrandobruhl.tumblr.com/post/4028183098" target="_blank">viciousbrandobruhl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rahm Emanuel</p> </blockquote> <p>My right leg is getting tired of all this fuckery. So imma rest it on this podium and effortlessly look like the fly bastard that I am.</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4091971696http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4091971696Fri, 25 Mar 2011 15:00:06 -0700rahm emanuel<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lii2upeNl51qi6doeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://silver-sandalled-feet.tumblr.com/post/4041071070" target="_blank">silver-sandalled-feet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rahm Emanuel campaigning for Mayor of Chicago</p> </blockquote> <p>LOOK AT ME I AM A GQ MOTHERFUCKER.</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4074162187http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4074162187Thu, 24 Mar 2011 18:00:06 -0700rahm emanuelis fly<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lii2z2GBhr1qi6doeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://silver-sandalled-feet.tumblr.com/post/4041093710" target="_blank">silver-sandalled-feet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rahm Emanuel campaigning for Mayor of Chicago</p> </blockquote> <p>Inspiring hordes of young women, one diner at a time.</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4071028346http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4071028346Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:00:06 -0700rahm emanuel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lihan72lie1qa5u48o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4053773701http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4053773701Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:00:06 -0700rahm emanuelillustration<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lij2ahQK751qa96v3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://viciousbrandobruhl.tumblr.com/post/4049324424" target="_blank">viciousbrandobruhl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rahm Emanuel with President Barack Obama (those apples)</p> </blockquote> <p>If I were an apple, I would intimately know every room in the White House, and Rahm would be all over me. Damn.</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4053431730http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/4053431730Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:44:13 -0700rahm emanuelbarack obamawhite houseapples!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6gg7cx1f1qbq6zko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://touchmyweiner.tumblr.com/post/3469192493" target="_blank">touchmyweiner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <h4>“Yo, Awkberg Jews, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Emanuel, Stewart, and Weiner are the greatest Jewish threesome of all time. ALL time.”</h4> <p>—<a href="http://carpe-cerevisi.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Zainab</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>THE GENTLEMAN WILL OBSERVE THE SABBATH </p> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3884506175http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3884506175Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:00:08 -0700rahm emanueljon stewartanthony weinerkings of the jews<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpphg4GyR1qb7vono1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovexmonsters.tumblr.com/post/3711065027" target="_blank">lovexmonsters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Monday, why you gotta suck so badly?</p> </blockquote> <p>RAHM GIF, LET’S GO.</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3865446533http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3865446533Mon, 14 Mar 2011 17:00:08 -0700rahm emanuel<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhsks7BPph1qdh9r4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://colbertcaps.tumblr.com/post/3811525090" target="_blank">colbertcaps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/376730/march-08-2011/charlie-sheen---fake-rahm-emanuel-on-twitter" target="_blank">video</a></p> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3843044997http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3843044997Sun, 13 Mar 2011 17:00:07 -0700rahm emanuelstephen colbert<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhy6x68iu51qzmceso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dear-lover.tumblr.com/post/3806102295" target="_blank">dear-lover</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*sigh* we will never again have such a fierce & flawless President/Chief of Staff combination in a White House administration.</p> </blockquote> <p>Just two bros doing bro things like giggling about last night.</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3840382618http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3840382618Sun, 13 Mar 2011 15:00:07 -0700rahm emanuelbarack obama<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhxdy8yqlK1qbq6zko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lvl20humanoid.tumblr.com/post/3798496836" target="_blank">lvl20humanoid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><strong>obama/rahm or nancy/rahm? </strong><em>asked by <a href="http://carpe-cerevisi.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">carpe-cerevisi</a></em></blockquote> <p>Why pick just one?  You know Rahm was playin’ the field.</p> </blockquote> <p>Looks like a Rahm sandwich.</p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3815135083http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3815135083Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:55:03 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhvqw8EwBg1qzfrnvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote><small> <p><a href="http://lvl20humanoid.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lvl20humanoid</a> [unfairly] asked: Anthony Weiner/sarcasm or Rahm/profanity?<br/><br/><strong>VERDICT:</strong> Can I chose all of them? Because Profanity/Rahm/Sarcasm/Anthony is just OT4.</p> </small></blockquote>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3815112101http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3815112101Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:53:56 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhq54e8KR81qzfrnvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/king+of+chicago" target="_blank">#King of Chicago </a><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/mayor+of+my+pants" target="_blank">#Mayor Of MY PANTS</a></p>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3775446667http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3775446667Thu, 10 Mar 2011 18:00:07 -0800rahm emanuelis a beautiful little jew<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhq7geCrEr1qbqx99o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://strawberrysgirl.tumblr.com/post/3718300866" target="_blank">strawberrysgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ANY TIME IS RAHM TIME</p> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3772886719http://fuckyeahrahmemanuel.tumblr.com/post/3772886719Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:00:07 -0800rahm emanuel