The five most infamous Rahm Emanuel moments

1. Mailing a Dead Fish
Emanuel is known for his panache for treating donors right. He sends them cheesecakes from Eli’s, the famous Chicago bakery. But the one pollster who notoriously ticked off Rahmbo received a 2 1/2 foot decomposing fish in the mail — ripe, stinky, and to the point.

2. Fundraising the Bugsy Siegel Way
His foray into fundraising started in Chicago while campaigning for Mayor Richard Daley’s reelection, when Emanuel raised a record number of donations. His sales pitch was simple enough: He’d tell contributors he found their offers so low it was embarrassing and then hang up on them. Mortified, the donors were shamed into calling back and giving more.

3. Nearly Losing His Finger
When he was a senior in high school, he sliced his finger while working at Arby’s. But instead of seeking medical attention, he decided to celebrate prom night by swimming in Lake Michigan. The bone and blood infection that resulted was so severe it practically killed him. Scrappy and determined, even at death’s door with a fever of 106 degrees, he pulled through, only losing part of his finger.

4. Threatening Tony Blair
Never a mincer of words, Emanuel didn’t couch his meaning when he offered Tony Blair counsel just before the then British prime minister appeared with President Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal: “This is important. Don’t fuck it up.”

5. Knifing the Dinner Table
The most infamous Rahmbo story of them all is the one that begins with the dinner the night after Bill Clinton was elected in 1992. Among those present at the dinner table was ABC News anchor George Stephanopoulos, who watched while an overwrought and clearly exhausted Emanuel began ranting at a long list of Clinton “enemies.” As he shouted each name, he stabbed the table with his steak knife: “Nat Landow! Dead! Cliff Jackson! Dead!” Apparently, others joined in.
viciousbrandobruhl:

Rahm Emanuel

President of the Silver Fox Club.

viciousbrandobruhl:

Rahm Emanuel

President of the Silver Fox Club.

viciousbrandobruhl:

Rahm Emanuel

Fuck you all. Especially YOU. *applause*

viciousbrandobruhl:

Rahm Emanuel

Fuck you all. Especially YOU. *applause*

windandwater:

because I’ve been on quaxelrod all day and I just need this sexy motherfucker on my blog

windandwater:

because I’ve been on quaxelrod all day and I just need this sexy motherfucker on my blog

confessionsofateenagepundit:

The look on his face says it all.
Lucky kids.

confessionsofateenagepundit:

The look on his face says it all.

Lucky kids.

silver-sandalled-feet:

White House Chief of Staff of Staff Rahm Emanuel talks with White House speechwriter Jon Favreau as President Barack Obama delivers remarks on the economy in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, DC, USA on 07 August 2009

FUCK YOU RAHM WHY DO YOU WHISPER DIRTY THINGS INTO EVERYONE’S EAR BUT MINE?!

silver-sandalled-feet:

White House Chief of Staff of Staff Rahm Emanuel talks with White House speechwriter Jon Favreau as President Barack Obama delivers remarks on the economy in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, DC, USA on 07 August 2009

FUCK YOU RAHM WHY DO YOU WHISPER DIRTY THINGS INTO EVERYONE’S EAR BUT MINE?!

waitingforandycoop:

This is hot.

waitingforandycoop:

This is hot.

viciousbrandobruhl:

Rahm Emanuel

My right leg is getting tired of all this fuckery. So imma rest it on this podium and effortlessly look like the fly bastard that I am.

viciousbrandobruhl:

Rahm Emanuel

My right leg is getting tired of all this fuckery. So imma rest it on this podium and effortlessly look like the fly bastard that I am.

silver-sandalled-feet:

Rahm Emanuel campaigning for Mayor of Chicago

LOOK AT ME I AM A GQ MOTHERFUCKER.

silver-sandalled-feet:

Rahm Emanuel campaigning for Mayor of Chicago

LOOK AT ME I AM A GQ MOTHERFUCKER.

silver-sandalled-feet:

Rahm Emanuel campaigning for Mayor of Chicago

Inspiring hordes of young women, one diner at a time.

silver-sandalled-feet:

Rahm Emanuel campaigning for Mayor of Chicago

Inspiring hordes of young women, one diner at a time.

viciousbrandobruhl:

Rahm Emanuel with President Barack Obama (those apples)

If I were an apple, I would intimately know every room in the White House, and Rahm would be all over me. Damn.

viciousbrandobruhl:

Rahm Emanuel with President Barack Obama (those apples)

If I were an apple, I would intimately know every room in the White House, and Rahm would be all over me. Damn.